Steve Harvey works on my nerves. Nothing to do with the issues between him and his ex-wife, he just works on my nerves.
There should be a Barnes & Noble's in every town. I miss hanging out there.
I'm so ready to start renovating the house.
I apparently need more roughage in my diet. : (
My husband and I need to get out more (alone).
The weather here is funky, cold and wet! I like the cold, not the wet.
My son finally got his second front tooth. It came in so very slow and the other one is kind of big. One big tooth and a space is not a good look. Welcome second front tooth, you had me worried for a minute.
I wanted to marry the guy who played Shaka Zulu when I was young. *Crickets*
I'm wondering how I can get one of the "house shows" to come and re-do my house.
I think I'm gonna grow my hair out. I've been wearing it short for about 3 years now.
This is where I get to say the stuff I want to say, and you get to read what I said..........
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Friday, August 03, 2007
Are There Any T.C.P. Speakers In The House ?
My favorite movie in the world has crept into my everyday language? Not just me, some of my friends and family members have been dragged down the path of The Color Purple talk with me. I wonder if there are others out there?
We do it so much I sometimes forget that the dialog is from a movie.....weird hunh?
When Tipsy is trying to dissuade me from having a baby at the ripe old age of 110 like she did, she says, "Don't trade where I been Miss Celie!"
When Spunky reminds me of something I said I would do, and I no longer want to do it, I say, "Ain't no sucha thing paw!"
When MyKiddo gets close up in my face, I say, "You sho is ugleee!"
When a male friend invades my personal space without being invited, I say, "All my life I had ta fight!"
See how this works? There's more.
When my sister and I see each other at the airport and other venues after a long separation, we scream out, "Celie!.......Nettie!" (I'm Celie, she's Nettie) And then we run into each other's arms.
When MyKiddo is feeling silly, she puts her hands on both sides of my face and says, "Mamma, boonie mama......"
When my sister is aggravated about someone giving her unwanted information, she says, "Mary Agnes, ......Mary,who gives a damn!"
When indicating about to get into some type of ignorant altercation I say, "Take my cherrin home, git my chirren outta here!"
When I see a man that I think should like me and he's with another woman, I say, "She don't look nuthin' like me!"
When someone is talking mess and I just don't want to hear it I say, "Shut up you ole fool, Sophia home now!"
Best of all when I see a child acting out in public, I walk right up next to the parent, and under my breath I say, "Beat her." I love that one. It's good for when anyone is acting out. Just say, "Beat her", even if it's a man. Paaaahh! Haaaaa! Haaaa!
If you are a fan of The Color Purple you understand how fitting the above statements are. If you're not - get the movie and practice. It's good to be bilingual.
We do it so much I sometimes forget that the dialog is from a movie.....weird hunh?
When Tipsy is trying to dissuade me from having a baby at the ripe old age of 110 like she did, she says, "Don't trade where I been Miss Celie!"
When Spunky reminds me of something I said I would do, and I no longer want to do it, I say, "Ain't no sucha thing paw!"
When MyKiddo gets close up in my face, I say, "You sho is ugleee!"
When a male friend invades my personal space without being invited, I say, "All my life I had ta fight!"
See how this works? There's more.
When my sister and I see each other at the airport and other venues after a long separation, we scream out, "Celie!.......Nettie!" (I'm Celie, she's Nettie) And then we run into each other's arms.
When MyKiddo is feeling silly, she puts her hands on both sides of my face and says, "Mamma, boonie mama......"
When my sister is aggravated about someone giving her unwanted information, she says, "Mary Agnes, ......Mary,who gives a damn!"
When indicating about to get into some type of ignorant altercation I say, "Take my cherrin home, git my chirren outta here!"
When I see a man that I think should like me and he's with another woman, I say, "She don't look nuthin' like me!"
When someone is talking mess and I just don't want to hear it I say, "Shut up you ole fool, Sophia home now!"
Best of all when I see a child acting out in public, I walk right up next to the parent, and under my breath I say, "Beat her." I love that one. It's good for when anyone is acting out. Just say, "Beat her", even if it's a man. Paaaahh! Haaaaa! Haaaa!
If you are a fan of The Color Purple you understand how fitting the above statements are. If you're not - get the movie and practice. It's good to be bilingual.
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