Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Ruination of a Tuesday Evening

Yesterday I went to one of my favorite places to think and to write in my journal. It's a courtyard with a fountain in the center. I like to watch the kids play and listen to jazz (provided by a bistro that sits on the courtyard).

As I walked up to the courtyard I noticed a "gentleman" checking me out. I gave him a hello and kept it moving. When I crossed the courtyard and sat down I noticed him motioning something to me. Well, I can't make out everything he's trying to gesture to me. However, I did manage to get the universal can I have your number sign. You know, make a phone with your hand and put it up to your ear. LOL So, I gesture for him to come closer. He makes some other gestures and I've had enough of the game.....I began writing in my journal. When I looked up from my writing Homie was sitting there with a woman. Like a date or something.....they were definitely "together". What the......!

I was so tempted to walk over there and ask him, "What were you trying to say to me when you were sitting here alone?" But you know what, if he's a dog I'm sure she already knows. Plus I didn't go out there for that type of bullshit. LOL

An hour or so later I walked across the courtyard to leave. Jerkaroni jumps out from nowhere and says he thought he knew me from somewhere.....but dude was walking fast and ducking in and out of corners. It was so funny, and sad at the same time! I asked him was that his wife or girlfriend he was sitting with on the bench. As this fool hid in the corner he told me "No, I was just helping her with something for work." You have to be kidding me! He was hiding from the woman and trying to hit on me! I told him to step.....and walked away shaking my head in disbelief.

6 comments:

Tay Lin said...

Wow that is so funny, its crazy how guys can do the most rediculus crap and think there's nothing wrong with it at all.

Mahogany Brown said...

WOWOWOWOW!!!!ROFL!!! She's back with a bang ladies and gents. That was TOO FUNNY!! He was so horrible!! I imagined him jumpin in and out of bushes and what not looking around like some sort of broke ninja lol. A mess!!!

Angie said...

Yep! I couldn't beleive he was doing that! I know his lady friend was not far away......just ignent!

West said...

amazing balls on this guy.

TDJ said...

*lol* @ jerkaroni! Hope all is well since you haven't posted in a while.

tjeanise said...

They never cease to amaze me with their slickness...dirty dog.